jackpot for sure!
lol ;)
mess food sucks.
8:30 pm - saw "mess ka khana"
demag ka dahi ho gaya. Bhukh ne stomach me hi suicide kar liya...
screw bhalu (arjun)!
donno from where he, maneet, and dikshit managed this rickety scooter and asked me to join in at "chachi da dhaaba" to grab some thing edible. all i new next is that i pocketed my purse (in it 1500/- bucks + college i card + library i card + metro card with 100 rs balance) and did a triple seater on the scooter.
and fuck my grand luck! i dropped my purse donno where... screw that triple ride on scooter to dhaba and even more that scooter.
now whats positive in this.
my food at dhaba was sponsored by those three morons.
Paritosh sir of elec 4 th year lost his purse last year and had a placement in dunnhumby (6 lacs) this year. he even got the purse back, thats 2000 bucks - in his wallet - what he got back.
hope my luck is following suite. i wont mind if i too get placed in Dunn humby.
And thus i hit the jackpot today.
(though am penniless now. not even an identity.... )
life's beautiful.
am lovin it!
8 comments:
Sahi..the universe is conspiring against you like it did to Paritosh sir. Hey you can blame this on the Bing Bang experiment..and get some footage on..maybe India TV. Now that would be Jackpot when u become our National Hero...the guy loses his wallet and blames it on CERN. btw..CERN wont mind paying you you rmoney back..but about iCard I am sorry dude..a lot of pain you will have to go through
thats what i call the height of optimism.
but then i also get the feelin that u wrote all that simply 4 ur readers' entertainment purposes. fair enough. neways i hope u r as lucky as paritosh was.... n yeah if u meet him please convey my congrats to him.
kya yaar tumhara toh bad luck hi kharab hai... although i still dont understand the funda of that line... shudn't it be tera toh good luck hi kharab hai... humph... chalo ji thoda careful hona chahiye tha... btw as a dceite its always advisable not to carry so much of cash in pocket... potential treat hungry people always on the prowl... they'd be so shameless they'd ask for a treat for the new passport size photo (kya re ek dum stud dikh raha hai tu)that you'd paste on ur duplicate id...
shitttt...you need to read horror stories...maybe it will help you pass the time...one of the few times someone managed to scare me!!
scribblers inc.
@ swayam
yaar! those 1500 bucks for my mess fees...
i myself am an indispensable member of the gang of treat-mango gang!
lol.
btw on the brighter side ever since i lost my purse am getting this feel of a good placement ( ;) ) lol lol
so jackpot!
@scribblers inc.
lol
you are good at suspense, that's scary too!
;)
chachi ka dhaba kafi mehnga par gaya..........
seriously whatever prateek said... whole universe is conspiring against you...
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