of things learnt in first year : revisited

i wrote this way back in first year...
and just as i was flipping through my MS one note pages, i saw it again...
i was trying to be funny writing this... and now i realize how true i was about this...

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(Although I "don’t" like to share the following tenets I've learnt in the first year at college, but due to some special requests to put this one also on my blog, I oblige….)

Few things i can tell for sure i learnt in college...

1. I’ve learned that no matter how good a bandi is, how hard u try to b honest with her, befriend her... care for her, she’ll only contribute to your alcoholism.

2. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people(other than our good ol chicks) are just assholes.

3. I’ve learned you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money, n take treats.

4. I’ve learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you’re down will be the ones who do.(So kick ass when u hav time!)

5. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others — they are more fucked up than you think.

6. I've learnt that no matter how hard I try I cant work-hard/study until am in serious trouble.(so I don take the trouble to even plan studies before exam season).

7. I’ve learned to say, “FUCK U ! if they can’t take a joke” in 6 languages.(N may b thats y they call me "THE FUCK MAN" lol..).

Sorry but thats the way I am. Cant help being cynical !!

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