nahi! mai marna nahi chahta!!!

Am scared of dying.Really f***in scared of death! I don wanna die yet.
(… well I haven't even married yet!)
But am writing this just in case… (after the jaipur incident when I was nearly crushed by bus, or the hostel incident when I nearly fell of the roof, or the one before… and may be due these ridiculously regular terrorist attack I certainly think that am in sure mortal danger… engineer bante-bante shaeed ho jaunga.)
So the idea is to record a sentence for each of the persons I would like to tell before dying. (imagine the scene where am shot a bullet - bollywood ishtyle- and am making a parting speech… that happens to be bit ……………………. Long)

My last sentence.
As soon as I realize am going to die : nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(the last sentence marathon starts:)
To ,

Maa: maa! I love you!

Papa: love you too! Bye!... Thanx for the car!

Bhaiya: love you! But hoped we were much better and closer friends…

(friends, teachers and others … now the order is random… not in order of importance)

Bhaskar : saale! Tere sir pe marne se pehle baal dekh kar khushi hui! Tu mast roomie aur dost hai!

Maneet: Kamine! S****** ko propose kyon nahi karta, gadhe!

Barue: Ab to CR banne ke liye khada ho ja! (btw you were always gr8 support)

Antriksh: Tu BOND hai bhai!

Nigam: itna mat padh! Aur… iDCE site chaalu kar dio… mera credit jaruur likhio… aur blog entry bhi … aur ...nahii! Mai marna nahi chahta… mere badle tuu aaja !

Ap: Yo baby! Good bye! Shayad ye meri aakhiri "seher" hai…

Aastha: Mateey! ...Aastha maa!... Paranam!

Swati: Smile plz!

Ankita: lol kya likhun? Good bye! Tu bhi US chali jaiyo sis ki tareh!

Atulya: always considered you a frnd bro!... Still…

Kiki: thanx!

Kanika: wishing your best… as always… keep smiling!

Ankit (bihari): Satanism follow karle… marke tu bhi mere saath narak mein daaru-sutta karne waala hai!

Amar: doob mar! dekh marne mein bhi tujhe beat kar diya!

Anupam (dadhi vaala): Chal! Chal! Side se nikal le!... Cheap thrills vaale!

Sarabjot: "singh is kinng" dikha de yaar!... Ab to mar raha hun… ab to dikha de!

Saksham: oye narak mein vo homeworld-3 ki CD le aiyo... narak mein gaing facilty ka pata nahi..... par agar ho to mazaa ayega...

Silky [;)]: lol… date???

Swayam: yaar! Your name sounds like some guy! But you write gr8 stuff! Keep blogging!

Hostel admin: Jaake duub maro kamino! Narak mein aao! Tab bataunga!

College admin: kaamchoron! tumhe narak mein 4 ghate ki line mein khada nahi karya to…!@#$

Mess vaale bhaiya : bhaiya ek pepsi de do… kissi aur ke naam pe entry karke… !

NSR sir: Sir! Tussi gr8 ho! Amrika de atom, india de hope ho! Bas ab hamein padhana chod do!

Jagaa sir: Are you aasteller???

Vidhi Mam: you were great! I never missed your class… par class jaldi choda karo!... 2 ghante pakaya mat karo!

Kakali Maam: ab to black board pe bada-bada likho! Last bench pe nahi dikhta!

Director (of college): Sir! Main engineer bante bante shaheed ho raha hun… Auditorium (jo ab tak nahi bana) ka naam mere naam pe kar do!... Future students inspire honge!

(I may have missed out on a few ppl… hard luck… pare shayad mere paas jyada time nahi tha… goli ne jaan le lee…)Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!