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(The defiant nigam)

KYAA NIGAMM KO PYAAR HAI???

 

KYA HAMARRA DOST AB VO NAHII RAHA JO VO HUA KARTA THAA???

 

KYA HOGA IT KE TOPPER KAA???

 

KYAA HUA HAI NIGAMM KO???

 

KAUN HAI VO???

 

(spl correspondent ABHi reporting live from the studios of TV INDIA)

 

Oh! there he was, my dear frnd (when he was not in love).

But now the contagion has spread. He is sick dear fellas! belonging to a group of freinds who are all in relationships certainly takes its toll. Nigam is gone!

(Kya hoga ab ABHi kaa???)

 

Symptoms: 

1. Recklessly! madly! insanely! watchin romantic movies.
2. Literally hid himself in the presense of a frnd of mine… suspecting that we were having a thing going and he would be making a kebab mein haddi poking in between  (And thats really usual for a guy like Nigam considering that he knew that there was nothing and the unusual formality for a gal was uncalled for). 
   
3. His incessant chatter seems to be increasingly moving towards senseless "uwaga-buwaga"… more than often (is he lost in thoughts???... who is shee???)
   
4. And just as i write this our undercover reporter (google agenciy code 001) points out....."you forgot nigam singing romantic songs when he's away from the group, and/or sitting idle, and/or doing some work, and calling them *magical* excessively"...
   

  

A recent survey of his close freind circle ( the sources are certified reliable from the google agencies -- also famous as the Google guys in our freinds association) 

Unnamed Source 1 (google agencies code 001) goes on to say that "there seems to be an unusual change in the way nigam is behaving these days... "

Unnamed source 2 (also certified by google agencies)on nigam's blog comments "It seems i am missing something here"....  Now this my frnds is a real danger signal!!! How can close freinds... sources of this high stature be kept in dark???

Infact a close confidant who also goes by the name of "rocker gal" goes on to suggest that such behaviour is true sign of ailments. Hearty ailments.

 

A final nail in the coffin that proves the prognosis, is the defiance Mr Nigam went on to show to make me report the whole issue...

 IS THIS ANYTHING BUT LOVE? How can our reticent, timid, the shy lil guy nigam go on to claim his share of being the lover boy... literally going to point out that "Now i deserve this post!... you must write it!!!"

BUT THE MYSTERY REMAINS. WHO IS SHE???

KAUN HAI VO???

 

catch us on the next episode of "kya hoga topper kaa???" bbyee

 

(P.S. i know this is bit low quality stuff (also called cheap)... but do i need an explanantion here??? Nigam! you asked for it... and mai to bhai.... nything for frnds.... lol ... snofl (snake dance on the floor laughing))