A qualitative study of below mark bakchodi in college.

(this is my damn intelligent ala bright cum tubelight mind at its bakchod best - my thrd grade attemp at humour)

After 2 years at college, half an engineer… I donno. But I certainly am a specialist in the art called "bakchodi" now.

Still a few challenges, roadblocks exist… a few major ones, I've tried to list here...

1. The act of doing assignments.

Doin this certainly takes the top slot when it comes to below mark bakchodi. I mean, there can be nothin more disgusting than doin this. Its total bakchod time waste, filling up those endless a4 sheets + jugaad in arranging for the proper set of master copies + getting a4 sheets itself + finding prof. ka room + submission… shitt man! It freakin sucks!

2. The whole concept of attending any electronics related lab.

Being an IT guy, the whole idea of doing an electronics lab prac, seems like friggin - nuts. The whole bakchod stunt could've been avg. , had the lab apparatus been working. But with the total dysfunctional lab apparatus + clueless lab ass, its certified below mark bakchodi.

3. Getting that admit card made / paying college fees.

That f^^^ed up piece of paper, may it rot in hell, makes my life hell here in college. Ok! It does not totally qualify as a bakchodi in itself, as it is something that needs to be done, no matter what. But WTF??? Standing in that endless queue, first to get that pinky slip and then again to get it stamped…Same applies to the whole circus of paying up the college fees every year.The whole act of doing this is nothin but a makeshift seasonal bakchod session created by the monkeys sitting in various branches of admin.

4. Organizing fests

With all reverence to IEEE (my preferred bakchodi club) where I found many of my bakchod friends… organizing fests, am ashamed to say (after 2 years of experience), is also a certified below mark bakchodi **IF** you are not doin any worthwhile stuff. What the jhandu f^^^ is the whole business of getting the posters pasted on every wall , every notice board, be it in hostel or acad blocks (or) just sitting through the endless meetings, while you can easily enjoy some quality bakchodi of being vella at mech.

5. Studying before exam season

How the f^^^ do they attempt at that? Many do!Let alone the ghissu day skee janta, some hostellers also shamelessly commit such acts of gross indecency. The fact that they understand that its a below mark bakchodi even aggravates the situation and leads us to worry as to what has happened to the whole bakchod fabric of our hostel crowd???

P.S. : Does this count as a research paper?